Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Baggage

Baggage - Friday, Aug 14 2009


So I’m in Puerto Rico for my friend Luis’s wedding. And I’m so excited!

Right now, I’m lounging on the cushy bed with the balcony doors thrown open to let in the heavenly sunshine and the sound of the crashing shore, with the occasional squawk of some brightly colored bird.


In the same clothes I was in 27 hours ago.


Yes. They lost my luggage.


But somehow, that has made it more of an adventure. Sure, I can’t wear these white linen lounge pants and old navy tshirt to the wedding, so I may have to dash to PLAZAS AMERICANAS- the largest mall in the Caribbean to procure another dress to wear, but so be it.


I’m here. Not at work. And there are good people. And sand. And sunshine. and rum.


I feel like its much more piratical this way. When you were stranded on a deserted island after your crew mutinied against you, they didn’t toss you a suitcase to keep you well stocked. You had the clothes on your back and your guts to survive. And maybe a pistol with a single shot or a sword, (alas, I couldn’t carry these on. commies.)


Basically, I feel like a badass pirate because I’m surviving on the hotel’s free sample shampoos and the $7 resort deodorant I impulse bought.


wait.

that was just the bellman calling.

my suitcase is here.


THANK YOU DAVY JONES, FOR SENDING ME BACK MY THINGS FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR LOCKER.


xoxox,

Cap’n Mags

Friday, August 7, 2009

harebrained scemes



HOW BADLY DO I WANT TO GO TO THIS?!?!
So I've been daydreaming about travel and halloween costumes for the last few days.
PyrateCon is a BEAUTIFUL combo of the two.

I mean, check out this website!!
http://www.pyratecon.com/

IT LOOKS SO FRIGGIN AWESOME! In New Orleans? I love that city!

I suppose I'll have to add it to the list of events I'm currently scheming:

2009-
Puerto Rico Next WEEK! (so stoked.)
2010-
SXSW Music Festival in Austin- (CRUCIAL)
PYRATE CON in New Orleans, April (costume? got it.)
Comic Con in San Diego, July (IN COSTUME, duh. Still debating about what that'll be- SOO many options!)
World Cup in South Africa, July/Aug timeframe (with a whirlwind tour of Africa for about 2 weeks.)
2011-
Oktoberfest done properly in Germany
2012-
London Olympics.

Now all I have to do is teach myself how to save money and recruit enough friends to go with me to make these all happen!

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Also, all donations are being accepted.

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also, any ideas anyone would have about a job that would pay me to be an uberdork/world traveler are being considered.

**sigh**
It's hard out here for a pimp nerd.